September 21 - My wife is a stay at home mom.
September 22 - Louie re-ups from his supplier.
July 17 - In addition to all the other absurd stuff on TV, I think...
June 15 - Talks about his job as a cashier at a grocery store
September 6 - I stalked my ex on Facebook to find out she's dating a...
September 26 - You'd be surprised how effective English gentlemen are...
June 29 - For some reason I seem to be a magnet for ugly men.
September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
June 29 - Black and white people are the only attractive races in...
June 29 - I tried to restore order but the criminals got the upper...
May 24 - I used to have a girlfriend who insisted that I was a loser.
May 17 - Once my girlfriend and I made a sex tape. That was a...