September 28 - I grew up in Orange County.
September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
September 22 - Louie re-ups from his supplier.
June 29 - For some reason I seem to be a magnet for ugly men.
September 3 - When it comes to naming a perfume, Britney Spears gets...
September 19 - The new thing to do in Vegas is themed wake-up calls.
September 3 - They call me a cub in bed!
September 6 - I stalked my ex on Facebook to find out she's dating a...
June 29 - My wife does not want my kids to end up like me.
January 14 - I love to watch fishing shows and root for the fish to win.
May 24 - I used to have a girlfriend who insisted that I was a loser.
May 20 - I use to be Catholic but it was too expensive.