May 24 - I used to have a girlfriend who insisted that I was a loser.
August 19 - My troubles with women are because of simple grammar.
June 12 - Discusses his time in the military as a medic
January 8 - Say no to drugs, but in a hospital, all bets are off!
November 17 - I could come up with a better plan then switching faces.
May 14 - I always use peoples' fears to my advantage.
November 17 - Black and white people are the only attractive races in...
June 12 - Being fat, being on airplanes
July 27 - Some Ladies get Carpel Tunnel Syndrome from their cards
November 17 - I don't get how girls can get emotional about movies.
May 27 - Dan Wilbur doesn't believe in Netflix.
August 17 - Looking back, the Cosby kids were just a bunch of lame...