March 20 - Working in a restaurant makes you crazy!
March 20 - Everything is "We" once you're in a relationship.
March 19 - I thought glitter was made for princesses, not fat girls!
March 17 - Why in the world do I have to buy my girlfriend a rock...
March 14 - I had to tell my girl to go find another man until this...
March 17 - Louie gets a visit from the Health Inspector.
March 14 - I work as a ninja
March 14 - Rob Darocha talks about his ex-girlfriends nasty breath.
March 17 - David has a unique economic theory.
March 17 - It sucks getting fat, but it sure tastes good!
May 20 - I use to be Catholic but it was too expensive.
May 24 - I used to have a girlfriend who insisted that I was a loser.